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Leopard jokes

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edited by MC Jester

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Why couldn't the leopard ever escape from the zoo?
He was always spotted.

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What did the leopard say after eating its owner?
Man, that hit the "spot!"

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why can't leopards play hide-and-go-seek?
they are worried that they will be spotted!

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How does a leopard change his spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.

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