Answer 1

What is an elephant's favorite sport? Squash

Answer 2

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar

Answer 3

Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah

Answer 4

What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!

Answer 5

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Answer 6

What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and Squeak

Answer 7

What do you do with a blue whale? Try to cheer him up!

Answer 8

Why did the bunnies go on strike? They wanted a raise in celery.

Answer 9

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

Answer 10

Customer: Do you have any Alligator shirts? Clerk: Yes, sir. What...

Answer 11

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? Put them in...

Answer 12

How do you make a turtle fast? Don't feed it.

Answer 13

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Answer 14

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it...

Answer 15

Where did the kittens go on a class trip? To the meow-seum

Answer 16

How do you make a slow horse fast? Don't feed it.

Answer 17

"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog

Answer 18

Why don't cows ever have any money? The farmers milk them dry!

Answer 19

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

Answer 20

Half of American shoppers buy gift cards at Christmas. The other...