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How does an LA cop catch fish? He catches one and beats it until...

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Why are all black people fast? All the slow ones are in jail.

Answer 3

What kind of ships do vampires have? Blood vessels

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They are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous...

Answer 5

G.I. Joe has Chuck Norris action figures.

Answer 6

Knock knock whos there? Go fuck yourself

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Knock Knock Who's there? Monkey ass

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knock knock whos there wanda wanda who wanda go out with me...

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor DOCTOR WHO?!

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knock knock Who's there? disguise Disguise who disguise your boyfreind

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Knock Knock Whos there beautiful beautiful who? You are

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Mitro Mitro who? Mitro-chorizo!

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Knock knock Who's there? Thermos Thermos who? Thermos be a better...

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Knock knock Who's there? Lionel Lionel who? Lionel get you nowhere...

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Yo mama so fat she sat on a penny and a booger came out of...

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she...

Answer 17

T-Shirt: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep!

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta away. He...

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Customer: Can I borrow Batman Forever? Blockbuster employee: No,...

Answer 20

What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid!