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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and...

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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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What do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth...

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Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.

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How many boy scouts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three....

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Why are baseball stadiums so cool? There's a fan in every seat.

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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet

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Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers. Johnny: You're...

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Little Johnny: Dad, where did I get all of my intelligence come...

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What is the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The...

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I was wondering why the spider was getting bigger, then it bit me!

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How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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"I've never flown before," the nervous old lady said to the pilot....

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.

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Why did the 12 watt light bulb drop out of school? It wasn't very...

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I pretend to work here and they pretend to pay me.

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What do you call two physicians? Paradox

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Doctor: Nurse, how is the little girl who swallowed the 10...