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WHAT DID THE BLONDE PASTOR SAY TO SHERMAN? IM THE MASTER OF...

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What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a...

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If women don't fool around and men don't fool around, who are the...

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Scientists have just discovered something that does the work of...

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Husband: What would you like for your 40th birthday? A diamond...

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Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark.

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Golfer: "Caddy, how do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir,...

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Why do some men name their penis? They don't like having a...

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How is a heart like a musician? They both have a beat.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?

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What do a witch and a candle have in common? They are both wicked.

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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a...

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Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels? So they can drive with...

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What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...

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Why do giraffes have long neckss? cause they are compensating for...

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What do you call poop that comes from a bull? BULLSHIT

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Why was the willow weeping? He was unpoplar.