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Why do they ask you in court if you swear to tell the truth? If...
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What makes 9 out of 10 people happy? Gang rape
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If the world was a jacket where would the people from the ghetto...
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A police raped you now what do you do
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Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Driver: No, I...
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A jury is a group of 12 people who determine which client has the...
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How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb? Three....