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Latest jokes tagged relationships

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Requested in Relationships & Family by Argo
"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. He said...
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A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's...
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I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it.
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What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes
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Requested in Adult & Dirty by Argo
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Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
knock knock Who's there? disguise Disguise who disguise your boyfreind
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Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
T-Shirt: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep!
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Requested in Relationships & Family by Argo
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are YOU shaking?...
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Requested in Relationships & Family by JustMe
Why do men always want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism!
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Requested in Relationships & Family by MC Jester
When women like younger men they're cougars. When men like younger...
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Requested in Relationships & Family by JustMe
1st Boy: What would you do if a girl kissed you? 2nd Boy: I'd kiss...
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Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor
Scientists have just discovered something that does the work of...
5 jokes
Requested in Relationships & Family by Argo
"My girlfriend is good at keeping secrets. We were engaged for 4...
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Requested in Relationships & Family by Argo
Why does the bride always wear white? So the dishwasher matches...
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Requested in Relationships & Family by Argo
A honeymoon couple checks into a hotel and ask for a suite....