Answer 1

A lawyer started waking up from the anesthesia after having surgery and saw his wife. "You're beautiful!" he told her and then fell back asleep. A few minutes later his eyes opened again. "You're cute!" he said. "What happened to beautiful?" she said. "Well, the drugs are wearing off..."

Answer 2

Never accept a drink from a urologist or a friendly handshake from...

Answer 3

What do you call that joint in a child's leg? A kidney

Answer 4

"My wife was about to get a facelift but when they saw what was...

Answer 5

Yo mama so stupid she asked "what's the number for 911?"

Answer 6

"I'm a Proctologist. I work with assholes all day!"