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Requested in Health & Beauty by MC Jester
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A guy walks into a barber shop. The barber says "what will it be today?" The guy says "well, I want it with my waves on top, faded on one side and plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." The barber replies "why in the world do you want your hair cut like that?" The guy says "well, that's how you cut it last time!?"

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