Answer 1

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?
He was just going through a stage.

Answer 2

Amy: I'd love to be an actress.
Harry: Break a leg then!
Amy: Why?
Harry: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Answer 3

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta away. He cannoli do so much. He ran out of thyme. Sending olive my prayers. His wife is really upset. She's really not over it. You never sausage a type of tragic.

Answer 4

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto stays on all fours? They're...

Answer 5

How many stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One...

Answer 6

A friend of mine asked "what do movie actually producers do?" I...

Answer 7

Actors may be the ones on the stage, but the techs shine brighter.

Answer 8

Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise...