Answer 1

Tom: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
Dick: Someone from school.
Tom: Teacher?
Dick: No, I didn't have to.

Answer 2

Answer 3

Is a date a fruit or a vegetable?
You don't know until he's at the door.

Answer 4

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Answer 5

Girl: I've been out with dozens of boys and I haven't let one of them kiss me.
Mother: Oh? So which one was that?

Answer 6

"Sorry, I don't date outside my species!"

Answer 7

Personal ad: "Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship."

Answer 8

"I knew things weren't going well when I asked my date if I could see her home and she got out a photograph."

Answer 9

"At the end of our first date Maria told me I was crazy in the head. Why do women always want us to make a commitment?"

Answer 10

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Answer 11

Answer 12

What's the difference between eHarmony and Ancestry.com?
Nothing

Answer 13

Personal ad: "Hopeless Romantic seeking Filthy Whore"

Answer 14

Answer 15

Answer 16

Answer 17