Answer 1

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Answer 2

How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to write poetry about how much he misses the old one.

Answer 3

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
Cut the rope

Answer 4

I wish my grass was emo cause then it would cut itself!

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Answer 7

Christian said my jokes are baaaaa-d hes a G.O.A.T.

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