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Spooning leads to forking... Use condiments.
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Fork: Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
Spoon: That was no lady. That was my knife!
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Wanna hear a joke about cutlery? No? Oh, fork you then!
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Tom: My mother committed suicide.
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