Horoscope jokes

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Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and and they're always wrong.

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Amber: I got a fortune cookie at dinner last night and it contradicted my horoscope!
Jane: That's troubling. What are you going to do?
Amber: I don't know. I'll ask my psychic.

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