Answer 1

A woman is looking to spice up her marriage so she buys a pair of crotchless panties. She waits on the bed with them on for her husband to come home. When he walks into the room she says "hey baby, want some of this?" He says "hell no! Look what it did to your panties!"

Answer 2

What happens when a girl puts her panties on backwards?
She gets her ass chewed out.

Answer 3

Daughter: Mom! Guess what!
Mom: What?
Daughter: I just got 20 dollars from this group of boys, just for going up a ladder.
Mom: Don't be stupid. They just wanted to see your panties.
Daughter: I know. That's why I took them off!

Answer 4

Two lawyers leave the office.

1st: I can't wait to get home. As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off!
2nd: I know the feeling.
1st: No, I'm serious. They're killing me!

Answer 5

Answer 6

Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm

Answer 7

How do mountains stay warm in the winter? They wear snow caps.

Answer 8

What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot

Answer 9