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If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me!?
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Damn girl, you've got all the flies around because you're the shit!
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Lemme give you some lipo cuz you're looking P H A T!
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You must be an overdue book because you've got fine written all over you!
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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I love every bone in your body... especially mine!
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Girl, do you take karate? Because your body is kickin'!
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Your parents must be terrorists 'cause you're da bomb!
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That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you I would be coming too!
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I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock!
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I call my pants Snickers because they're packed full of nuts and they always satisfy!
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I'm going to flip this coin and whichever side it lands on I get, ok?
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I'm new in town... Could I have directions to your house?
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Is your body named Visa because it's everywhere I want to be!?
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I've heard sex is a killer. Do you wanna die happy?
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You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot!
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
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Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like to?
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You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry but there are no services today!
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Man: Is this stool empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be too if you sit down.
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Man: Haven't I seen you some place?
Woman: Yes. That's why I stopped going there!
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You're on my "to do" list!
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Got me? Baby, I'll do your body good.
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Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd probably die laughing!
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Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine!
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I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the straw!
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You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
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Older Man: Where have you been all my life?
Young Woman: Well, for the first half of it I wasn't even born.
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I sure hope you are a library book because I'm checkin' you out!
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I don't feel like doing anything tonight. Except you, I'd do you!
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I hear there's a new hamburger at McDonald's called the McGorgeous. It's got your name written all over it!
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Did you fart because you're blowing me away!
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Do you work for UPS 'cause I thought I saw you checking out my package!?
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Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away!
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