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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers Disease?
Her IQ goes up!
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What does a blonde say after sex?
Thanks Guys!
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What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Butter is difficult to spread.
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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
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What is the smartest blonde?
A golden retriever.
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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
An airbag.
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What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
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What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
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What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant
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How do you know a blonde likes you?
She screws you 2 nights in a row!
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What do blondes have against condoms?
Their cheeks
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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right?
Nothing. They've never met.
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What do you call a blonde who lost 90% of her intelligence?
Divorced
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What do you call 100 blondes sitting in a circle?
A dope ring
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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries!
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How do you plant dope?
Bury a blonde
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