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Why did Fortune never get pregnant? She didn't want to have...

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If you need to hack into any database, -YOU SUSPECT THAT YOUR...

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Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure,...

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Why do men always want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism!

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How do you break a hillbilly's finger? Punch him in the nose!

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Girl: "Sorry, I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy:...

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How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nympho tells you...

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"My girlfriend is good at keeping secrets. We were engaged for 4...

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Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes...

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Harry was found guilty of bigamy. Apparently he wanted to have his...

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Wife: I'm back from the beauty shop. Husband: I take it they were...

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? She says "daddy,...

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Anon: I was tired of being frugal because it made me lose focus....

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When women like younger men they're cougars. When men like younger...

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A good friend is always there to bail you out of jail. A best...

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What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always...