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If you need to hack into any database, -YOU SUSPECT THAT YOUR...

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Good girls are just bad girls that never get caught.

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Chevy: Like a Rock

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What do you call a 300-pound stripper? Broke!

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"In all the years I've been married I've never stopped being...

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Husband: Why do I always get hard when I look at myself in the...

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What is alimony? Funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily...

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's...

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Answering machine message: "Leave a message and I'll call you...

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What do you call a female magician? Trixie

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A woman tells a policeman "my ex-boyfriend stole my pot!" The...

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"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...

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Husband: When I'm 60 I'm going to find myself a sweet little...

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Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that...

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What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."

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Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.