Answer 1

On Mother's Day morning 2 children tell their mother to stay in bed. She waits there eagerly and can soon smell bacon being made in the kitchen.

After waiting a long time, she goes downstairs to see what the holdup is. She finds them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

Her son explained "we wanted to surprise you for Mother's Day by cooking our own breakfast!"

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