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A woman tells a policeman "my ex-boyfriend stole my pot!" The policeman goes to the ex-boyfriend's house and arrests him for theft. "Can you confirm this is your pot?" he asks the woman. "Yes it is," she says, just before the officer handcuffs her.

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