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"He was in a position to marry anyone he pleased. Unfortunately he didn't please anyone..."
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I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
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Not all men are fools. Some are unmarried.
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A man who refused to fight used to be called a coward. Now he's called a bachelor!
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"I rank in the sixty-second percentile of all bachelors; I last sixty seconds in bed."
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I think, therefore I'm single.
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I am not single. I'm romantically challenged...
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What is the definition of a bachelor?
A man who missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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How can you tell when a man is a bachelor?
He comes to work from a different direction every day.
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