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Husband jokes

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What does it mean when you come home to a man that gives you a little love, affection and tenderness?
That you went to the wrong house!

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What should you do if you see your husband staggering outside your home?
Shoot him again!

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Husbands are like children; they're fine if they belong to somebody else.

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Why don't single women fart?
Because they don't have assholes until they're married.

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What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes

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Clean Husband jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

T-Shirt: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep!

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Ex Boyfriend jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by a contributor

A woman tells a policeman "my ex-boyfriend stole my pot!" The...

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Bachelor jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by JustMe

How can you tell when a man is a bachelor? He comes to work from a...

18 jokes

Man vs Woman jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by MC Jester

What a woman says: This place is a mess. C'mon! You and I need to...

9 jokes

Gold Digger jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by JustMe

"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...