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Requested in Relationships & Family by JustMe
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How are your daughter's boyfriends like cockroaches?
They hang around the kitchen and it's hard to get rid of them!
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"I have a 15-year-old daughter named Alexis. I chose the name because if I hadn't had her I'd be driving one!"
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Why did Fortune never get pregnant?
She didn't want to have Misfortune.

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