Answer 1

A man meets a gorgeous cougar at a bar. They go back to her place for a night of passion. Afterwards the cub rolls over and asks how it was for her. "See those 3 shelves of teddy bears. Take any prize on the bottom shelf" the cougar says.

Answer 2

Every woman should hang on to her youth. But not while he's driving!

Answer 3

When women like younger men they're cougars.
When men like younger women they're pedophiles.

Answer 4

What is a cougar who works as hard as a man called?
Lazy

Answer 5

When women like younger men they're cougars.
When men like younger women they're a Tyga.

Answer 6

Husband: When I'm 60 I'm going to find myself a sweet little...

Answer 7

What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are YOU shaking?...

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