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Bear jokes

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What do you call a bear without socks on?
Bearfoot!

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What are four animals that live at the North Pole?
Three bears and a seal.

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What do you call bears with no ears?
B

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A grizzly bear walks into a bar and says "can I have a gin............. and tonic?" The bartender asks "why the big paws?"

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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
Winnie the Pooh

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no parents?
Rupert the Bastard

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Panda Bear jokes

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Pandas are the least racist animal... They're black, white and...

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Clean Bear jokes

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar

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Cub jokes

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A young polar bear cub approached his mother. Cub: Am I a polar...

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Hawk jokes

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Eagle jokes

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