Birth Control jokes

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What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity

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"A friend of mine confused her Valium for her birth control pills. Now she has 12 kids but doesn't really care."

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"Learn from your parents' mistakes... use birth control!"

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Childbirth jokes

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You must've been born on the highway cuz that's where most...

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Jokes for Baby Showers

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Baby Shower jokes

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Mary: Do I have to have a baby shower? Joan: Not if you change its...

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Abortion jokes

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Abortion... It brings out the kid in you!

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Diaper jokes

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Why did the chick cross the road? Beacause his mother tried to...