Clean Sports jokes

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Owner: "There are 20 teams in the league and you finished last?"
Manager: "It could have been worse."
Owner: "How?"
Manager: "There could have been more teams in the league."

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The basketball coach asked his player "is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" The player responded "I don't know and I don't care!"

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How do baseball players stay cool?
Sit next to their fans.

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