Clothing jokes

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"I'd like some really tight jeans."
"Certainly, sir. Will you walk this way?"
"If they're as tight as yours I'll have to."

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"I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any..."

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What kind of shirt always needs a shower?
A sweatshirt

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What is the best way to make pants last?
Make the jacket first.

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Dirty Clothing jokes

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A good discussion is like a miniskirt... Short enough to retain...

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Tube Top jokes

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Underwear jokes

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Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm

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Hat jokes

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How do mountains stay warm in the winter? They wear snow caps.

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Panties jokes

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Two lawyers leave the office. 1st: I can't wait to get home. As...