Fat Woman jokes

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A fat lady walks into a bar carrying a pig under one arm. The bartender asks "where did you get the cow?" The lady tells him "it's not a cow - it's a pig." The bartender explains "I know; I was talking to the pig."

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"My wife has more than kept her girlish figure. She doubled it!"

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Why did God invent alcohol?
So fat chicks can get laid too.

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Jan: Do these pants make me look fatter?
Sandra: No. I mean, how could they?

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