Answer 1

A man walked on the beach and found a bottle half buried in the sand. He opened it up and a genie was inside. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes."

The man thought about his first wish and said "I want a million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account for me. Poof! It was there.

Second, he wished for a red Ferrari. Poof! It was there in front of him.

For his final wish he said "I want to be irresistible to women." Poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.

Answer 2

What does a genie do when a guy says "I wish you would not grant me this wish?"

Answer 3

A man finds a magic lamp, rubs it and a genie appears.

Genie: What is your wish?
Man: I'm a real sex maniac. I wish that I'm always hard and get more ass than any man who ever lived!
Genie: Your wish is granted. (He turns the man into a toilet bowl)

Answer 4

Three guys are stranded on a desert island when they find a magic lantern containing a genie. The genie grants each of them one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back at home. The second guy makes the same wish. The third says "I miss my friends. I wish they were back here!"

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im so sorry to here about the death of i gave a shit

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