Answer 1

There are 2 potheads in the back of a car. Who is driving?
The cop

Answer 2

How do you know if you're a pothead?
You studied a week for a urine test.

Answer 3

Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead:  "No, officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

Answer 4

What do you get when you eat marijuana?
A pot belly

Answer 5

Answering machine message: "If you want to buy marijuana press the hash sign on the keypad."

Answer 6

How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to...

Answer 7

Answer 8

Bumper sticker: "Thank You For Pot Smoking"

Answer 9

A pothead was walking down a road when a genie appeared in front...

Answer 10

You know you're a pothead when your pot tray is fuller than your...