Pothead jokes

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What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common?
They both get blitzed!

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How do you know you're a pothead?
You studied 5 days for a urine test.

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How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb against the socket and the other to smoke up until the room starts spinning.

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