Oral Sex jokes

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What is oral sex after you're married?
When you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell "FUCK YOU!"

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How can you tell a woman really likes oral sex?
She hikes up her skirt every time someone yawns.

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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your hole weak.

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How do old people have oral sex?
They talk about it.

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What is the difference between oral sex and sushi?
The rice

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