Answer 1

What is the best part about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them!

Answer 2

A man comes home to find his girlfriend packing...

Man: Where are you going?
Girlfriend: I'm leaving you.
Man: Why are you leaving me?
Girlfriend: Because I found out today you're a pedophile!
Man: A pedophile?! That's a pretty big word for a 10-year old!

Answer 3

What type of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans

Answer 4

I love my women like I love my wine... 6 years old and in my basement!

Answer 5

What's the difference between acne and a pedophile?

Acne only comes on your face when you're 13

Answer 6

What did one pedophile say to the other pedophile on the beach?
"Get out of my son!"

Answer 7

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile....fitting in

Answer 8

How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
With a crowbar

Answer 9

What is a pedophiles favorite key to play in?
A minor

Answer 10

What is the difference between a greyhound and a pedophile?
The greyhound waits for the hair.

Answer 11

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Answer 13

A man walks into a bar in Bangkok. A sign reads: Cheese Sandwich:...

Answer 14

What's a penis's favorite recipe? Tummy pancakes!

Answer 15

One day Mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found...