Pervert jokes

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one. But it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

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Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

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What's the difference between a straight man, a gay man, and a pervert?

When watching the Super Bowl, the straight man gets a hard-on when he sees the hot chick singing at the halftime show. The gay man gets a hard-on when he sees the football players tackling each other during the game. And the pervert gets a hard-on when he sees the pineapple during the ad break.

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