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Pumpkin jokes

  
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What do you give a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A pumpkin patch!
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What does a goblin say to his wife when he comes home from work?
Hey pumpkin!
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What did the corpse's mom do when her son acted up?
Ground him
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