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Rabbit jokes

  
Requested in Society & Nature by MC Jester
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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hairline!
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
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Don't iron your rabbit's foot... you don't want to press your luck!
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see rabbits wearing glasses.
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If a rabbit's foot is so lucky what happened to that rabbit?
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton balls.
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Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
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