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Skunk jokes

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What do you get when you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the Phew!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?
He was giving out bad scents.

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How can you tell a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink!

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
"Odor in this court!"

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What is a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry!

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Why do 2 skunks argue?
They like to kick up a stink.

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Clean Skunk jokes

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

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Hawk jokes

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Eagle jokes

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Hedgehog jokes

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Woodpecker jokes

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