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Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...
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"OK, who put a stop payment on my reality check!?"
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people don't have film.
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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If you found a 5-dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have?
Someone else's coat.
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"Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege!"
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The number of people that are watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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What do Mr. Razzi's children call him?
Papa Razzi
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Why is this joke not funny?
Because the punchline is horrible.
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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Ignorance can be cured but stupid is forever.
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Most people don't act stupid. It's the real thing.
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"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew!"
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"I'm not saying you're stupid... I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking."
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I'm not anti-social. I'm just anti-stupid.
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What is the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?
Nothing. They both think they know everything!
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