Superman jokes

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Superman climbed the Empire State Building and challenged King Kong to a fight.
King Kong said, "I don't have time. I have to catch a plane!"

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What does Superman put in his drinks?
Just ice

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Why is it that bullets ricochet off Superman's chest but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

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If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underwear over his pants?

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Why does Superman bother leaping over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

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