Answer 1

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

Answer 2

Who won the zombie race?
No one. It was dead even.

Answer 3

What do you call a zombie trick-or-treating?
A dead ringer

Answer 4

Why did the doctor tell the zombie to get some rest?
He was dead on his feet.

Answer 5

What is a zombie's favorite dessert?
Ladyfingers

Answer 6

Who did the zombie invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.

Answer 7

Why was the zombie grumpy?
He woke up too early in the mourning.

Answer 8

Do zombies like being dead?
Of corpse

Answer 9

What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

Answer 10

Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

Answer 11

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Answer 12

What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend? They...

Answer 13

Why can't Frankenstein have children? His nuts are in his neck!