Asshole jokes

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. He and his wife decide they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but they'll give them a clue. The dad says "Well, it's what mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screams to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an asshole!"

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Assholes never see the light anyway.

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What is long and green, wriggles, and has an asshole every 3 feet?
The St. Patrick's Day parade

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What do you call a woman with no asshole?
Divorced

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Why are opinions like assholes?

Everyone has them, and they all stink!

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