Calendar jokes

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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday... The rest are weak days!

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The calendar's days are numbered!

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Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them

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How many seconds are there in a year?
12. January second, February second, March second...

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A fact of life:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F!

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Pilgrim jokes

Requested in Education by MC Jester

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers...

2 jokes

Short Birthday jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by a contributor

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's...

3 jokes

Gift jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by a contributor

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

10 jokes

Birthday Knock Knock jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe

Knock Knock? Who's there? Mitro Mitro who? Mitro-chorizo!

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Clean Birthday jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by MC Jester

Patient: Doctor, I'm getting heartburn every time I eat birthday...