Answer 1

What's as large as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Its shadow

Answer 2

Where does an elephant pack its luggage?
In his trunk!

Answer 3

How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away its credit card!

Answer 4

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute but can it pick up peanuts?!

Answer 5

How do you know when you've passed an elephant?
You can't get the toilet seat down.

Answer 6

What is bright red and weighs 4 tons?
An elephant holding its breath!

Answer 7

When two elephants went to the beach why could only one of them go swimming?
They just had one pair of trunks.

Answer 8

What is an elephant's favorite sport?
Squash

Answer 9

What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea

Answer 10

Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

Answer 11

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

Answer 12

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Answer 13

What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...