Insurance jokes

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

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"I wouldn't say that my car is old... but it's insured against fire, theft and Vikings."

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Why do men pay more for car insurance?
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving

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Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy?
If you bump your head they pay you a lump sum!

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Banking jokes

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Why do banks leave the doors to the vault open but chain the pens...

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Clean Accountant jokes

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What do you get when you cross a transatlantic aircraft with an...

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CPA jokes

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

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Actuary jokes

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Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping...

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Stock jokes

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....