Answer 1

Stock brokers sleep like babies. They wake up every hour and cry a little.

Answer 2

How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it. The other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).

Answer 3

Why do banks leave the doors to the vault open but chain the pens...

Answer 4

What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

Answer 5

Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping...

Answer 6

Why is someone who invests all your money called a "broker?"

Answer 7

You might be an accountant if your idea of trashing your hotel...