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Santa Claus jokes

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No presents this year

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The 3 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus

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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him!

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Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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A kid writes "Dear Santa, I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back "Dear Timmy, send me me your mommy."

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Reindeer jokes

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Elf: Why do Dasher and Dancer take so many coffee breaks? Santa:...

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Elf jokes

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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!

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Christmas jokes for Kids

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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet

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Clean Christmas jokes

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Half of American shoppers buy gift cards at Christmas. The other...

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Christmas jokes

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Why is there an L in NOEL?