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What is the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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On the other hand... you have different fingers.
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How can you get 4 suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
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Mary: You're bleeding. What happened?
Larry: I was injured by a safety pin.
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Rick: You have to do it. It goes without saying...
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What do you call a meeting of 2 egotists?
An I for an I
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If all women were taken out of circulation what kind of country would it be?
Stag-nation
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A hole!
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"Did you hear the joke about the roof? Nevermind, it's over your head..."
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If you have 3 apples and 4 oranges in a hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand what do you have?
Very large hands
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What did one knife say to the other?
Look sharp!
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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?
I'm at wick's end!
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What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
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