Soup jokes

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We were eating in an open-air cafe. It started raining so it took us an hour and a half to finish our soup.

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Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you're the chicken!

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Customer: Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?!
Waiter: The backstroke from the looks of it.

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Customer: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then you should be laughing.

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Bean jokes

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Pie jokes

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Spaghetti jokes

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Spaghetti on my sweater already moms spaghetti.

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Cookie jokes

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These must be misfortune cookies...

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Bread jokes

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What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?